Kruger National Park

Kruger National Park. The Big One.
We crossed into the Kruger National Park at the Punda Maria Gate in the north.  Kruger National Park was where we were expecting to see all of “The Big 5″, which are the big five animals that hunters used to come to Africa to hunt, namely lion, leapord, buffalo, elephant and rhino.  Now that times have changed, most of the shooting is done witha camera not a gun, but there are sadly still private game reserves where you can go and hunt these animals for the “thrill” of the hunt.  As per our usual national park wildlife hunting method, we opened the windows and drove slowly, stopping occasionally to scan the horizon with binoculars.  As it had rained heavily in recent months, the foliage was eye-strainingly dense on the side of the road and it was difficult to see any animals at all for the first day.  Some notable difference between Kruger and other National Parks that we’ve visited were the paved roads, and the throngs of other tourists driving at high speed, which made it feel more like a drive through zoo than a wild, natural reserve. Some of the best experiences at Kruger on the first day were sitting quietly at on of the hides, which were usually build around a watering hole, looking for animals with our binoculars. We were fortunate enough to spot one of the last 100 wild saddle billed storks.
By the end of the first day we were exhausted from staring into the dense brush and put down camp at the Tzendze Rustic Camp site.  The camp site was pleasantly empty and from our little corner, we could see no other campers.  We went about setting up camp; Erika popped up the tent and I went about cooking a dinner of bagged noodle.  From next to our campfire day turned to night with a spectacular sunset show as we played yachtzee and drank wine.  After a while we were covered in a thick blanket of starsand the intense hiss of millions of cicadas.  The cicadas were actually so loud that we needed to yell at each other.  For a while we enjoyed the warm night air until the rather large cicadas started dive bombing our headlamps, causing Erika to shriek, run around in circles and swat wildly at the air.  Erika eventually retreated to the bug free tent where she was content with the attacking cicadas at bay.  (Did I mention they can’t hurt humans?).  It was a hot night in our little tent, with temperatures up in the low 30′s.  We woke at sunrise the next morning to do some early morning game viewing.  In the early morning hours, the animals tend to be more active, as they visit watering holes or settle down after a night of hunting.  We were significantly more successful catching a herd of elephants lazily crossing the road net to the Olifants River, as well quite a few water buck, nyala, springbok, and even a few hippos cooling in the river.
For lunch we stopped at one of the Kruger reststops which was perched on a high cliff overlooking the Olifants River where we watched hippo, elephant and giraffe play while we lunched on toasted cheese and tomato sandwiches and some nice cold, draft beer.
We rounded off the day of game viewing encountering a family of rhino, a pack of vervit monkeys, baboons, and baby warthogs. Warthogs are truely some of the oddest creatures I’ve encountered. They’re monstrous heads, which unfortunately account for almost a full third of their bodies, are shaped like a dark grey canvas strectched over a large saddle from the front of which protrude two gnarly tusks, furthur up the long face are two pairs of odd protruberance, capped off by a small set of beady eyes and a couple of squashed ears. They eat in the most unusual fashion by craling around with their front legs bent, undoubtedly to make up for some anantomical incongruity. They have terrible vision and will stare at you until you get quite close, at which point they realize they want nothing to do with you and shoot their litle duster like tail vertically into the air, about face and prance off quite daintily into some cover. Viewing animals in their natural habitat I’m consistenly surprised by the way they move. I guess it’s something that isn’t conveyed very well by television of movies. Elephants move laboriously, you can almost hear the sound of wood creaking as in a old ship as they lumber along, pushing down trees and ripping off branches, the rhino on the other hand is quite dainty when it moves, contrasting its heavy structure by prancing delicately as it runs. The most beautiful of all is the giraffe, which glides across the landscape gracefully, as though suspended from its head. Inspite of it’s seemingly awkward, elongated body, it’s legs move fluidly with its long neck and head floating easily over it’s body. I can frankly say that I’ve never seen anything quite so beautiful as a group of giraffe running in a line along a river. The same elegance is not applied to interacting with things at ground level, let’s say water, they splay their legs out akimbo and crane down their long legs. It’s actually quite humourous to watch.
We made it all the way through the park and out the sourtherly gate of Orpen where we searched for the recently renamed backpackers, which, shocking, I know, was impossible to find.  We ended up asking at a restaurant if there were any accomdation near by and we were directed to JoLyne B&B in Klasserie.  A lovely place with warm, welcoming owners who were very happy to serve us a simple but very delicious dinner and a few cold beers while telling stories of wonderful places in Africa.
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Pilanesburg National Park, or Stampie the Elephant

From Pretoria we headed directly north to the Pilanesburg National Park.  Having never been on a safari before, we were unsure of how successful we’d be with the animal sightings.  You always see these awesome pictures of lions and tigers and bears (oh wait no) up close and personal, but is that some dude that’s actually 10′ from the animals, or is it some dude with a gigantic telephoto lens?  As it turns out, indeed it is the former, and that dude is ACTUALLY 10′ away from the animals!  Upon driving into the park, about 3 minutes in we saw a herd of elephant in the distance.  We were so excited, can you imagine??  ELEPHANTS!  Just over there on that hill!!!!!!  That was exciting for about 10 seconds until we realized the rest of their friends were not ‘over there’, but were ‘right here!’  We stopped the car and realized we were smack dab in the middle of an elephant herd.  There were 2 over there, 3 on that side and one really, really big one about 20 feet in front of us on the road.  It was wild… When you’re that close, you can actually look directly into their eyes and realize they’re actually staring back at you.  Not at the car, right back at you.  Most of them were busy pushing over trees, ripping off leaves and eating them, but the big mama straight ahead took a particular interest in us.  I’m not sure, but I’d like to think her thought pattern was something like “well hello delicious trees, you look so delic-….wait, what the hell are YOU doing in the middle of my herd?!?  ARGHELEJAEEKJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!”  The mammoth elephant started angrily stomping down the road towards us.  Luckily Alex was driving because I probably would have just sat there praying for salvation..  He threw the car in reverse, and also luckily, the guy behind us had the foresight to do the same.  As passenger/would-be photographer, all I could do was snap photos.
Although I have to say, even in that life threatening moment, I was tremendously torn as to whether I should take pictures of scary mama elephant (who we now affectionately call Stampie) or insanely cute baby elephant.  I settled for both.  After we had backed up to what Stampie had deemed a safe distance, she resumed her lunch of delectable trees.  On the road.  After a few minutes she seemed absorbed in her new task and we figured it was safe to slowly creep by her.  Oops!  Nope, not a good idea.  As my mom pointed out, this is why people hire professional guides.  As we were passing her she caught wind of our plan and freaked right out.  Alex jammed the gas and shot forward, and eventually she cut off her pursuit.  Now THAT was a good intro to the african safari!  Talk about learning your lesson early about staying the heck away from the big guys…
dsc_0861 Only a few minutes later I realized that the car behind us (who had some how made it passed the mama at the same time as us) was flashing his lights and pointing out his window trying to get our attention.  We slowed and looked in the direction of his outstretched hand.  Across a field was a huge, hulking white rhino.  Walking towards us.  Slowly, but still.  Those guys are BIG.  They also looked very well equipped to can open a car.  It was a bit more than we could bare at the moment, with our hearts still beating loud in our chests so we decided to move on.

The rest of our drive through Pilanesburg was equally amazing but much safer.  The layout of the park is such that the animals are all right next to the road.  We came within feet of herds of zebras, giraffes, and more impalas than you could shake a biltong at.  We even had the fortune of seeing a pride of lions, lazing about on a sunny afternoon, waiting for their evening meal time.  Not to worry, we kept our distance this time.
We camped that night in the resort area of the park, that is cordoned off from the animals.  Mostly.  There were a few herd of springbok in there, as well as an assortment of baboons and monkeys.  It was a bit frightening at first, as when you shine a flashlight across the camping ground, all you see are hundreds of little glowing eyes peering back at you.  The bok and baboons are quite safe though, and the biggest worry is them stealing food if you leave it out after you go to sleep.  The baboons have even figured out how to open tents, so we had to lock our tent zipper when we left our site.
When we checked in at the camp site, we told the attendent about our experience with the elephants.  His response was a wry laugh and a low rumbling voice, “Ohhh naughty naughty elephant..  That one knocked out a wind screen just yesterday!”  Yes.. Right..  ”Naughty”. Not quite the word I would have used, but somehow apt.
We slept the night peacefully in our tent, only waking up a few times to the sound of baboons grunting and screeching around our tent.  Yay for locks.

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Pretoria

We decided on Pretoria (as opposed to the Johannesburg) because of the dark, criminal mystique that surrounds Jo’burg, the largest and wealthiest city in South Africa.  It seems that every time we spoke to a local about Jo’burg, there was nothing good to say, just warnings about watching out for yourself, checking your room carefully for thieves when you get back after a day’s adventure, and so on.  Pretoria is only 50 km away from Jo’burg, but has very little of that negative stigma.  We were in Pretoria for a few days running some errands and decided to make the most of it.

We stayed just off the university district in an area called Hatfield.  It was pleasant enough, and the backpacker’s we stayed at was quite nice.  One major annoyance about major towns in South Africa is the “parking attendants”.  These hard looking men in yellow safety vests (very official!) will watch your car for you while you’re out about town, and ensure that no one breaks into it or damages it.

Erika at the Union Buildings

The unspoken insinuation, however, is that if you don’t tip them what they feel to be the correct amount, you’d better not park in that area again or you would definitely end up with a keyed car.  What a clever, generally accepted system of black mail.  Black mailers aside, the area was pleasant and safe with good restaurants and a friendly college vibe.

Other highlights from Pretoria include the Union Buildings, which are a gorgeous mix of greek and roman architectural styles that tower over the City, surrounded by the most well manicured gardens I’ve ever seen.

quite an incredible array of flowers

We also made it to the National Art Museum, which is quite small considering its grand name.  It hosted a small selection of local South African artists as well as some nice dutch works.

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Bloemfontain and Kimberly, The Big Hole

Our now hard driven rent-a-car pulled into Bloemfontein, where in the darkened streets we searched for a backpackers that was recommended in our guidebook (the Coast to Coast). Finally having found it we pulled through the automated gate and the spike and electrified walls and were greeted by a bunch of hard looking dudes gambling and drinking on a patio and a pack of barking dogs. OK. To get out of the car or to not get out of the car? Suddenly around the corner ran the proprietor with a smile on her face and hearty welcome. It turned out the lady running the backpacker was in the process of doing some renovations and the crew that greeted us originally was her ad-hock construction team. She was very accommodating and immediately took out us out to grab some beers (from some darkly lit house?) then showed us to our little cabin. Turns out she was quite the traveler herself and we spend the night swapping travel storie, she mostly telling us about her various motorcycle adventures. The puppy dogs which seemed to uninviting turned out to be very pet-able.
Morning had us looking towards Pretoria, the second half of the Great Karoo and Kimberly, the famous mining town. I was mainly drawn here to see “The Big Hole”, which is the world largest hand dug hole/diamond mine. The journey to the big hole was preceeded by Erika repeatedly quoting The Castle,”Dad, I dug a hole” (in a very mediocre Austrialian accent, I guess). The big hole was surrounded by the original mining town that sprung up here, which was quaint, a very corporate presentation center, and a super corny mining tunnel mock up. The big hole itself was very impressive. It was everything you’d want from such a thing; very big, and yes, a hole. Somehow, I think it would have been more impressive to have just been able to walk up to it and look in. Instead there was this inexplicably large gantry onto which you walked.
The Big Hole
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Cape Town to Pretoria via Mossel Bay, The Great Karoo

With our shiny new rent-a-car we left Cape Town headed North West to Pretoria,  the capital of South Africa, with dreams of elephants, zebras and giraffes (after setting Erika straight that lions, tigers and bears don’t live on the same continent, except in zoos). After a night in Mossel Bay, and a couple of flat beers, we headed North through to Oudtshoorn to see some ostriches. We intended to go to some ostrich farms, but it turns out we saw lots of ostriches just off the side of the road roaming like cattle in fields. At one farm there was a large group of them hanging out near the fence so we stopped to say hello. They weren’t so into saying hello and are surprisingly large and threatening up close. They stared us down with their mouths open making weird sounds. Inspite of all of this posturing it was really nice to see them. They really are quite magnificent standing a good seven feet tall with large powerful legs and fluffy black and white plumage.

There are places where ostriches are as common as cows in farm country.

Ostriches in the dust of our rent-a-car, we headed through the spectacular Swartberg Pass. As far as drives go this was spectacular. A winding road running through a deep rock gorge filled with lush tropical greenery, wineries and chasing a serpentine river. On the other side of the pass we were spit out in the Great Karoo, a thorny semi desert that streches across much of central South Africa. As the heat subsided in the evening the sun setting turned the big sky in the the most vivid painting of oranges, magentas, reds, blues and purples. The clouds in the sky turned into an irridescent marble sculpture lit with cerulean and tangeine and fuscia. The large ball sun splashed into the desert horizon turning to twilight and revealing a tapestry of stars on a moonless night.

the start of a dramatic african sunset
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Frankfurt and Cape Town to Pretoria; some pictures

Frankfurt

Cape Town and en route to Pretoria

Pretoria

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Lions and Tigers and Bears.. Oh wait not yet

After a gruelling 36 hour travel, taking us through a variety of US cities and Frankfurt, we finally arrived, tired and weary but excited, in Cape Town last Monday.  Our few days in Cape Town were filled with checking out the beautiful sites the city has to offer, and taking the ‘public taxis’ as much as possible.  The public taxis are an extremely cheap and fast way to get about town, albeit frenetic.  Pack as many people as you can into a minibus, then add about 6 more, and a crazy driver and you’re just about there.  The final touch is the driver’s side kick who leans out the bus pointing and yelling at every single person on the sidewalk to see if they want in (because there’s always room for one more).

On Wednesday we thought it would be a fine idea to take the gondola up Table Mountain, which is a gorgeous locale in the center of the City.  Lovely it was, and we decided that instead of taking the gondola back down, why not walk?  Slightly ill prepared for the trip, we ventured down none the less.  The hostess had promised us it was a fairly casual walk taking about 1-1.5 hours, meandering down stairs on the side of the mountain.  It turns out we missed the slight ironic inflection in the hostess’s voice, and the above should have been “fairly casual”, “1-1.5 hours” and “stairs”.  Jumping down boulders through a gorge, traipsing across narrow ledged cliffs, all I can say about it is it was lovely and fondly remembered with incredible scenery, but my legs have never been so sore, ever.  It was 3 days before we could walk again, and even then it was with a bit of a limp.

After catching a few more sites, we did a killer drive across the country through beautiful patchwork fields, wild sunsets with the occasional ostrich hanging by the side of the road.  We are now in Pretoria, the political hub of South Africa.   We’ve learned that when people say “Oh, you can make that journey in about 14 hours” they mean driving 170km/h the entire way, so you should probably add about 10 hours or so to the estimate.

Next plan: head up north to a couple game parks (lions???), and then across the northern region to the Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park.  Desert! Fun!

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Africa! Here we go again.

Welcome to the new blog. The old one, well it’s gone into the great aether. Over the next couple of months we’ll be posting stories and images of our travels through Africa. I hope you enjoy them.

Flight to Africa
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